Where to find ELVES?

AlexTusk · 2017-12-16 14:35:09

Is there any, uh, Elf clubs in the downtown area?
I really wanna meet one. They're just so beautiful.....
...Maybe we can go dancing.... Do Elves like dancing?

Tolstoi · 2017-12-16 19:12:37

There's one on 49th street.
Bring a bouquet of roses, elves love a romantic.

Catatonic · 2017-12-16 19:14:56

Only clubs i know of are the ones populated by creepy groupies... like you.
Not really appealing when a guy is after because of the way your ears are shaped.

Mugsh0t · 2017-12-16 19:20:40

Ay, be sure to bring a longbow, seen? Dem elf bitches love a longbow.

Shirleen · 2017-12-16 19:24:58

Mugsh0t wrote:

Ay, be sure to bring a longbow, seen? Dem elf bitches love a longbow.

You know it! Also, i hope you have a treehouse. I'm an elf and i would *never* hang out with someone who has no tree house.

Seltzer · 2017-12-16 20:25:13

Oi! Remember to put on some clothing with leaf motifs.
You literally *cannot* even enter an elven club without it.

Rockvell · 2017-12-16 21:00:52

Oh god, you people...

#NotAllElves

Imperativ · 2017-12-17 12:35:15

Yeah, that about cover the topic.

/thread

_SSTM_ · 2017-12-17 12:35:43

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>>>> SHADOWLAND <<<<

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